Heinz Talking Labels
Heinz's Talking Labels service($6) lets you quickly make a custom label for a Heinz ketchup bottle.The possibilities are endless (as long as you abide by the company's terms).For instance, you could mock people who struggle to get ketchup out ofa glass bottle by getting something clever like, "Don't you hate how Icould be a plastic bottle?" Or you could always go with the ever-classy"WTF?", the disturbing "Lube" or the eyebrow-raising "Not blood".
Source: myheinz.comAdded: 3 November 2006